Who's Afraid of No Cats

My top human and I were going out to the backyard this morning. I had places to check & sniff, you know, check the perimeter.

Well, my human says, "Look, there is a white cat laying right there on the gate!" Like she thought I should rush right out and chase him away, or something!

Well, of course, I took my time coming out the door, and there was no cat laying on the fence. Silly human!

Which is just as well, as I have no interest in cats, ever since I tried to be nice to a cat I met on the street. When I went up to sniff him to say "hello", the cat scratched me on my nose! Oh my poor little nose!


And now I have cat nightmares!!